The Blog of Douche Bags

Robert Benmosche - AIG Douche

2009-11-13T09:48:00.000-08:00

Douche Bag: Robert Benmosche
Claim: To be quiting as CEO of AIG because he is outraged by government restrictions on executive pay
Biggest Oversight: There are thousands of equally qualified douches ready to take his place and get paid millions to run a failing company further into the ground.
Outcome: He has now "reconsidered" and decided to stay on the job because where else in this economy can he get paid millions of dollars?
Douche Bag Rating: 9 out of 10 bags, for extraordinary egotism and a complete lack of connection to reality

2009-11-09T07:11:00.000-08:00

(Ironically, this was the same pose I took when I heard him open up for The Swell Season)

Douche Bag: Thomas Bartlett of Doveman
Claim: To have any discernable singing talent whatsoever
Biggest Oversight: His singing is so bad, it elicted laughter as soon as he opened his mouth
Outcome: Like so many douche bags, lack of talent is trumped by some unknown force (I suspect kidnapping and extortion)
Douche Bag Rating: 6 out of 10 bags, for blatant audacity

Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros

2009-11-07T06:38:00.000-08:00

Douche Bag(s): Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros
Claim: To make enjoyable music
Biggest Oversight: They do not
Outcome: I can't get their damn song "home" out of my head and it is killing me a little every minute that ticks by
Douche Bag Rating: 4 out of 10 bags + 1 for their silly hipster look

Jim Rome

2009-11-07T06:24:00.001-08:00

Douche Bag: Jime Rome
Claim: That he has any talent for radio or television
Biggest Oversight: He does not
Outcome: Thankfully taken off the air in many regions because he was absolutely awful and so were his "clones"
Douche Bag Rating: 5 out of 10 bags

David Koresh

2009-11-07T06:11:00.000-08:00

Douche Bag: David Koresh
Claim: Thought he was the second coming of Jesus.
Biggest Oversight: He was not.
Outcome: Died in a fire along with 80 of his followers after a 50 day seige with federal agents.
Douche Bag Rating: 10 out of 10 Bags

Introduction and History

2009-11-06T06:59:00.000-08:00

Throughout history there have been people who make incredible claims and one way or another end up looking like dicks. Welcome to the Blog of Douche Bags. This is a place for people to submit names and stories of people who make such claims.

Who is a douche bags? Anyone, past or present. Dead or alive.

What is a douche bag? Someone who makes dramatic claims like "the end of the world is going to happen on January 1, 2000 at 12:00AM" or even something mundane like "There's no way the Phillies are going to lose the World Series".

Why? Because how else are we going to call out all the douche bags that think they know more than they really do? Where else will you find a list like this?