(Ironically, this was the same pose I took when I heard him open up for The Swell Season)

Douche Bag: Thomas Bartlett of Doveman
Claim: To have any discernable singing talent whatsoever
Biggest Oversight: His singing is so bad, it elicted laughter as soon as he opened his mouth
Outcome: Like so many douche bags, lack of talent is trumped by some unknown force (I suspect kidnapping and extortion)
Douche Bag Rating: 6 out of 10 bags, for blatant audacity

Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros

Douche Bag(s): Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros
Claim: To make enjoyable music
Biggest Oversight: They do not
Outcome: I can't get their damn song "home" out of my head and it is killing me a little every minute that ticks by
Douche Bag Rating: 4 out of 10 bags + 1 for their silly hipster look