(Ironically, this was the same pose I took when I heard him open up for The Swell Season)

Douche Bag: Thomas Bartlett of Doveman
Claim: To have any discernable singing talent whatsoever
Biggest Oversight: His singing is so bad, it elicted laughter as soon as he opened his mouth
Outcome: Like so many douche bags, lack of talent is trumped by some unknown force (I suspect kidnapping and extortion)
Douche Bag Rating: 6 out of 10 bags, for blatant audacity