Monday, November 9, 2009


(Ironically, this was the same pose I took when I heard him open up for The Swell Season)

Douche Bag: Thomas Bartlett of Doveman
Claim: To have any discernable singing talent whatsoever
Biggest Oversight: His singing is so bad, it elicted laughter as soon as he opened his mouth
Outcome: Like so many douche bags, lack of talent is trumped by some unknown force (I suspect kidnapping and extortion)
Douche Bag Rating: 6 out of 10 bags, for blatant audacity

2 comments:

  1. You need to save the picture and upload it yourself (rather than embedding the link and stealing bandwidth)... you douche.
    SNAP! Douche reflection!

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  2. Also, you should give us a link or something to show us his douchery, because I've never heard of this dude and the picture slash description doesn't really give me a reason for naming and claiming his douchery.

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